Hair Today is one of those fabulous (straight from Home Shopping Network) products for near-balding men looking to grasp hold of a long forgotten youth. It's literally hair in a can.
Hair Today, Amirose, £14.99, buy here
Shake the nearly-almost-sort-of-like-real hair flakes atop your head and wave goodbye to shiny embarrassment and hello to Hair Today. (I could write the commercial...)
Before
Honestly it quite impressive, the flakes are like iron filings, so they kinda look like hair. I bet this is the secret to Conchita Wurst's lucious beard.
Anyway, I thought it'd be a giggle to sprinkle a little Hair Today into my fledgling moustache to beef it up a little, like sprinkling OXO into a watery stew.
Using a cotton bud I managed to get an even coating and hey presto, move over Freddie, there's a new 'stache in town!
After
You can donate to my Movember efforts here, your donation means a lot and (along with my mo) is helping to change the face of men's health.
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