Friday, 28 November 2014

Movember 2014: Below The Belt Review

Well, Movember is coming to an end and whilst my mo is still making marvellous mo-gress, how about we concentrate on something else. 

Movember is all about changing the face of men's health through the art of the moustache, starting conversations and raising money for men's mental health and men's cancer charities. Men's cancers come in many forms, but they also include testicular cancer. So, have you checked your pair lately?

To get my gentlemen readers the mood for a grope downstairs, let's talk men's grooming, below the belt! No, really, Below The Belt is a men's grooming product - for your balls.


Below The Belt

I know, I thought it was a little bizarre too, when I received the email from the PR. But, if I'm mooching around my junk, performing my cheeky monthly check-up (that's not a euphemism), I might as well splash a product or two around whilst I'm at it (also, not a euphemism).

Before you ask, no there won't be any snaps of these particular products in action - but here's how they fared. 




The Waterless Shower (£6.95) is just like those hand sanitisers you get in hospitals, the type that dries really quickly. It basically smells the same and it acts the same. Not exactly something I'd use day-to-day, preferring the cleansing properties of a genuine shower around my tackle, but perfect for camping (I don't camp) or festivals (I don't do festivals).

Fresh & Dry Balls (£6.95) is a product one uses like deodorant, but on one's business. It's a thick cream that keeps things tickety-boo and do you know what, I like this one quite a bit. It's absorbed quickly, leaving a dusting of talc for added, je ne sais quoi and who doesn't like the sound of fresh and dry balls? No one, that's who.

Lastly the Sports Lubricant, the title scares me a little, simply because it implies sports. However, I slapped a bit on before my Step class t'other day and it was quite the experience. Like sloshing around in a bubble bath with myself. I quite recommend it. Oh, and I didn't chafe either.

It's not too late to be a good egg and sponsor my Movember achievements here.

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